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[Sweet Combat]
[Episode 2]
To survive, I can't give up my job
but for the sake of my future, I mustn't give up my studies either.
So, in view of the scholarship
even if this is a school full of lunatics
I'll have to bite the bullet and stick around.
Kick! Punch!
Go, Queen!
Ming Tian, Queen's spinning roundhouse kick is amazing!
She's the best MMA queen!
Ming Lang, hurry up.
Miss, help stop the cart!
For the damage.
- So what if you have money? - Hey!
For medical costs.
So she's Queen.
No wonder she's so arrogant.
Freak.
You...
How come I had the urge to call her a freak?
I know.
It's because of her eyes.
Her eyes resemble Mom's so much.
Let go of me! I'm not drunk.
Dad.
- Let go of me! - Dad.
Mom.
Forget about her.
Ming Tian, I'm sorry.
Please forgive my selfishness.
I truly can't stand any more.
Let her leave!
Scram!
[Mama Hao's Chao Mein]
Mom, it's been a long day.
Here's your favorite tea.
It smells so fragrant.
As long as it's from you, I'll be touched. Thank you.
Be careful, Mom.
By the way, a letter came today. I haven't had a chance to read it yet.
This is mine.
- Yours? - Mom, give it back.
- Mom, give it to me! - Stop!
I'll chop off your hand if you move.
Something must be up if you're so tense.
Sun Hao.
Mom?
- Sun Hao! - Mom, don't hit me.
I really don't want to hit you this time.
If I do hit you, I might beat you to death.
Expelled again.
This was the last school that would accept you.
If even this school doesn't want you
you won't be able to go to school anymore.
Then I won't study. I'll help you sell noodles.
Let's see you sell noodles for the rest of your life!
You should've told me earlier that you love selling noodles so much.
Why did I work so hard to pay for your education?
Right?
You've wasted my time, energy, and youth!
Mom!
Calm down.
Mom, drink some tea. Don't be mad.
You make me so mad.
So tell me.
Why were you expelled this time?
Don't ask me.
This time, last time, and the time before that...
are all the same.
For the little puppies and kittens again?
Little chicks, ducks, and ants?
Son, I know you love animals.
That's great. I'm not against that.
It means you have a kind heart.
But has it occurred to you that
those animals can't make a case for you when you need it?
[Notice of Expulsion]
I think you're better suited to work at the pet store.
Mom, don't be mad.
Have some water.
I promise I'll obey you from now on.
[Zhengze University]
All these other universities also accepted me.
They offer smaller scholarships and they're farther away
but at least I won't have to see that queen again.
[Director's Office]
Why?
What are you dissatisfied about? We can improve on it!
No, Director, Zhengze is great
but being the only male student here
attracts too much attention and I have no privacy at all.
There isn't even a men's locker room or bathroom.
I don't think the school is ready to welcome male students.
You're correct. We certainly weren't prepared.
Thank you for understanding.
[Zhengze University Construction Funding Request]
That's why I've already petitioned for funding
and construction will begin as soon as possible.
Moreover, to commemorate you as our first male student
your silhouette will be installed on the door of the men's restroom.
Look to your right.
- Thank you. - Director!
[Men]
Director, thank you for the kind gesture but I would still like to leave.
Can you tell me how to apply for a transfer?
All right, since you insist, I'll let you.
Fill out this form and you just have to deliver it to our dedicated filing box.
- It's so simple? - It's that simple.
- Thank you, Director. - You're welcome. Let me walk you out.
- Bye, Director. - Goodbye.
[Filing Box]
It's so simple.
[Turn back and be saved.]
Nice try.
I am Zhengze's first martial arts champion, Zhang Chun Hua.
Are you kidding me?
Director, you lied!
Ming Tian, that's a wrongful accusation.
According to school regulations
the school transfer request just has to be placed into the box.
I merely failed to inform you there might be some difficulty to that.
It was five against one! You call that "some difficulty"?
Ming Tian, I know you feel like there's a spotlight on you
and that you're the center of attention everywhere you go.
Think on the bright side.
If you successfully graduate from Zhengze
nobody will dare pick on you!
Thank you, Director
but I'd prefer to live a normal and stable life.
Stable? Sure.
I'll make things easier for you.
I can extend your student loan repayment period.
Are you saying...
Although you were admitted with a scholarship with your excellent grades
I know the situation you're in.
You have to pay a third of the tuition out of your own pocket.
You can repay it over 30 years.
With zero percent interest!
How is that any different from going to school for free?
Not much difference but we still need to go through the formalities.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yes, yes!
- Thank you, Director. - You're welcome. Let me walk you out.
Bye, Director.
Director, is everything going well?
Don't worry, President. All our bases are covered.
He's not getting away.
Good.
- What class is he in right now? - Mathematics.
Suppose two people start traveling in the same direction
from different start points.
Traveler B travels at eight kilometers per hour.
Traveler A travels at 12 kilometers per hour.
Four hours later, Traveler A catches up to Traveler B.
How far apart were the two starting points?
Calculate that.
Ming Tian, please answer.
Sir, the speed difference is four kilometers per hour.
It took four hours to catch up.
Therefore, I believe the distance between the two starting points is 16 kilometers.
Oh my! I can't believe it! That's the correct answer!
Wow! He's amazing!
Ming Tian, you're brilliant! Please have a seat.
At long last, the kids finally know what mathematics is about.
There is indeed a marked difference!
Yes.
Director, it seems our decision to admit male students was completely right!
Send out a notice right away that we're accepting transfer students.
We need to have many more students who are just like Ming Tian!
Yes, I've already spread the news.
- Good, good. - With the following conditions.
[Zhengze Sports University is recruiting students!]
[If you are male, 22 or under, and in robust health]
[Zhengze Sports University welcomes you!]
"Zhengze Sports University is recruiting students."
"If you are male"
"22 or under, and in robust health"
"Zhengze Sports University welcomes you!"
Sun Hao!
Hao!
What is it, Mom?
You can go to school!
Really?
Our diverse variety of clubs is a distinguishing feature of Zhengze.
We spend comparatively more time in our clubs than in our studies
because only in our clubs
can our special skills and interests be fully showcased.
[Zhengze Boxing Club]
This is the Boxing Club.
Most people think boxers like punching sandbags with great enthusiasm.
That's only because it looks cool.
Truly advanced boxers place more emphasis on practicing squats.
Squats can substantially increase punching power
and strengthen your ability to throw punch after punch.
Boxing king Tyson said they're like a gladiator's sword.
You may not see it in the arena, but it is behind every attack.
Squats? Whatever! Those are child's play.
Our Taekwondo members can do splits with ease at any given moment.
Jump squats are a piece of cake.
Why?
Because Taekwondo involves the most impressive legwork!
Who can be better than us?
All right.
Up and down.
Remember to breathe.
Use more pressure.
In addition, the Karate Club and Wushu Club
are also highly popular options.
Nice!
Good one!
Go, go, go!
However, the hottest club today is the Boxing Club led by Cheng Ya Nan.
You got this!
Good!
Go, go!
Keep at it!
Yes!
Keep going!
Good one!
Fang Yu, didn't I say this is practice?
Don't embarrass me in front of my juniors!
I was only using a third of my power.
Watch out for this punch now.
That's all for today's demonstration.
Let's thank Fang Yu for participating in this demo.
Thank you!
As you all know
extracurricular activities are an important part of grades in Zhengze.
You must choose carefully.
The deadline is tomorrow. Thank you.
Why are they all martial arts clubs? [Taekwondo Club]
Ming Tian! Are you checking out the clubs?
Just passing by.
Excellent!
Come join our Taekwondo Club.
I've said I'm not interested.
Interest can be nurtured.
Our Taekwondo Club
has been the national champion for seven consecutive years.
You probably aren't aware of our club's talent.
As club captain, I am obligated to demonstrate.
How's that?
Song Xiao Mi, seems like your Taekwondo Club is in need of members.
The Taekwondo Club isn't short on members.
There's only one person I want to recruit.
That's Ming Tian!
Ming Tian, join the Taekwondo Club!
Song Xiao Mi, don't you dare force yourself on him!
- Join the Boxing Club! - Stop it!
I've already decided which club to join.
- Which one? - Which one?
The Swimming Club!
Finally, I can relax.
Isn't this a swimming pool? Why is it filled with fish?
Not anymore.
The Swimming Club has been disbanded due to low enrollment.
This is now an ecological pool.
Ecological pool?
You don't remember me?
I'm Zhang Chun Hua, the one who kicked you the other day.
Why are you here?
Because this area is also under my management.
Those fish and turtles also need to eat.
[Zhengze University]
Hey, handsome.
Look, it's another male student.
A new male student?
It's a boy!
There's another boy!
Zhengze sure lives up to its name. All these girls look amazing.
That's weird. How come I'm the only guy around?
Wouldn't that mean I'll be the most popular guy in school?
Instead of having to chase girls, I'll get my pick of the lot!
[Overview of Zhengze Tournament]
[Zhengze Tournament Sign-up]
Put me in the same group as Fang Yu.
[Name: He Xiao Feng]
What's the problem? Do I have to introduce myself?
Fang Yu is the consecutive two-time champion.
Not only can she proceed directly to the finals
she can even choose her opponent in the finals.
Sorry, we can't help you with your request.
Next.
- Next! - Get going!
Voting now begins for the last option.
Those who approve may raise their hands!
One, two, three, four!
Excellent!
- Then we've decided-- - What's all this noise and excitement?
President!
President, we're voting on the logo for the men's locker room.
You'll have to get on that to prevent any accidents from happening.
Yes, absolutely. There shouldn't be any accidents.
Ming Tian wouldn't go into the women's locker room.
Take a look, President.
I choose this one.
Great! We'll settle on this one!
[S-Level Only Shower Room]
Why does he always glare at me like that?
The next time I see him like that, I'll make him regret it.
Who is it?
Ya Nan?
Hand me my robe.
Give me my robe.
Hurry up.
You again?
Only S-level contestants are allowed here.
How did you get in?
There's no clear sign outside. How was I to know?
Now you know. Leave already.
A restroom for S-level contestants only?
Playing house? Do you think you're a real queen?
Fang Yu! Fang Yu, you--
Ming Tian? Why are you in here?
You two...
- Don't misunderstand! - Don't misunderstand!
Did you need to see me for something?
It's He Xiao Feng!
She came to sign up for the tournament and is looking for you everywhere!
She's definitely up to no good!
He Xiao Feng?
Hold on! You want to see her looking like that?
You look terrible! Hide!
Fang Yu!
Hide first. You're not fit to be seen.
Fang Yu!
Fang Yu, where are you?
- She's coming. Hide! You look horrible! - Fang Yu!
- Hide first! - Fang Yu, come out!
Fang Yu!
Cheng Ya Nan, where's Fang Yu?
How would I know?
Everybody knows you're her best friend. Who are you trying to fool?
He Xiao Feng, are there not enough bathrooms in Zhiying?
Is this why you're visiting every one of our restrooms?
Zhengze has 8 locker rooms and 12 restrooms.
Should I take you to every one of them?
Cut the crap. Tell Fang Yu to spare herself the thinking.
There's no one else but me for her to choose.
That's hilarious, He Xiao Feng.
She beat you so badly in Macau that you left in a stretcher.
Why should she choose you?
So what if she's won a tournament or two?
I will defeat her in the finals.
Cheng Ya Nan, tell Fang Yu that there's nobody else she can choose from.
[Zhengze University]
A restroom for S-level contestants only?
Playing house?
Do you really think you're a queen?
Do you think I wanted this?
[Female Toilet]
Hello, Fang Yu.
Fang Yu?
Why are you here?
You didn't come back to the classroom so I came to find you.
So this is the reason you're always taking antibiotics.
You hold it in for too long!
Senior!
Senior?
Where do new students report in?
Why are you ignoring me?
I've never met a girl who could knock me down flat in one move!
I have a feeling I'll encounter my first love in this school.
I'm taking off. Bye!
Wait for me!
[Making]
First came the enigma, and now the fool.
Zhengze sure isn't choosy when it comes to male students.
I swear I'm not thinking about what I saw in the restroom earlier.
You're still talking about it.
It's our turn. Go in.
Let's order something to eat.
Please wait over there.
There's no more strawberry ice cream?
Sorry, we're sold out of strawberry ice cream.
There's still a Mulun River strawberry ice cream cone.
- Would you like that? - Yes.
Give it to me!
Let me have it, Cheng Ya Nan.
Why should I give it to you? We were here first.
Didn't you say you hate girly pink?
Strawberry ice cream is pink so just give it to me!
Why should I?
I may hate pink but I like strawberries!
Besides, Fang Yu also wants it. Right?
Come on! Can you even imagine Fang Yu with ice cream smeared on her lips?
Blood is more likely.
I dare you to say that again.
What? Am I wrong?
Anything cute and adorable will take a detour once you're around.
Besides, even if the strawberry ice cream cone isn't pink
strawberries just don't match your image.
- Song Xiao Mi! - What?
- A black coffee. - Sure.
See? She doesn't want it! Give it to me!
Here's your Mulun River strawberry ice cream cone.
Thank you!
Hey! Cheng Ya Nan, that's disgusting!
It's mine now!
I can't believe you!
- Give me one in vanilla. - Okay.
Hand it over.
Hurry up.
Excuse me! How do I get to Huming Road?
Stop!
Sorry, I think I remember now.
Thinking of leaving? Not so easy.
The taste of victory is sweet!
Song Xiao Mi, if you admit you lose to me even over ice cream
I might just let you have a bite.
I don't want it!
Winning using your saliva is nothing to be proud of.
Ya Nan, do all girls like eating ice cream?
Not all.
Take this for example. It's just like my hair clip.
When I have strawberry ice cream in my hands
I'm telling the whole world that I can be adorable too.
I'm exploding with girlishness!
Adorable? More like Mongolian wrestling!
- Mongolian wrestling! - Song Xiao Mi!
What? I'm calling it as it is! What are you going to do about it?
What's up?
Stupid boy, how dare you stick your nose into our business?
I was just passing by.
I don't understand what you're saying.
You want to leave? Sure, but your money stays.
- I don't have money. - No money?
Let him go!
- Why are you touching him? - Song Xiao Mi!
Don't forget the school rules!
Are you an idiot?
If we don't tell, how would they know we can't fight outside school grounds?
You're an idiot!
So you're from Zhengze.
Guys, these girls are from Zhengze.
They won't fight outside school grounds.
No need to be afraid! If you don't believe me, I'll show you.
Stay still.
- Stop moving. - That's it! You've crossed the line!
- Song Xiao-- - Ya Nan.
Let him go!
What are you going to do? Hit me if you dare.
Come on.
Hit me.
Come on.
Hit me.
I'm warning you, three strikes.
If you push me again, I'll hit you!
Come on! Hit me if you have the guts.
You asked for it! I've never heard anyone make that request!
Damn girl!
Guys, get them!
Watch out!
These numbers are a market analysis
comparing the audience's habits and economic growth
using macroeconomics and microeconomics.
Time's up.
That's why I believe the new version of "The Taoism Grandmaster"
will be well-received by young people.
Have you tested this game?
Not yet.
Manager Zhang, what about you?
CEO Fang, our game's target audience is the young adults demographic.
How many of you here have actually played this?
Here's a question.
A monkey can peel one ear of corn in one minute.
If it is taken to an orchard
then how many ears of corn can it peel in five minutes?
I personally think
we would need to know the monkey's level of hunger and degree of fatigue
in order to come to the most accurate answer.
Okay.
I'll tell you the correct answer: zero.
There is no corn in an orchard. How can it peel any corn?
You're only focused on analysis
statistics, and creating beautiful diagrams.
But what's the heart of the problem? You don't understand young people.
If you want to know
whether the new version of this mobile game will be a hit
first find your youthful hearts.
Okay?
So what is it that you wish for us to do?
Let's start by eating fried chicken. It's my treat.
Beat it, losers!
Ming Tian!
Thank you for bravely saving me!
My heart is still racing nonstop!
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